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Visitors look at a giant statue of Michael Phelps in downtown Omaha, Neb., during the U.S. Olympic Swimming Team Trials at Qwest Center on Saturday.
(Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)
NO I DO NOT WANT HIM TO EAT ME
JESSIE THIS ONE’S FOR YOU
Michael Phelps Statue
I can’t wait for someone to fabricate a giant bong to pair with this. C’mon internet let’s make this happen!
Yes, this is creepy. luckynickle:
This statue freaks me out every time I drive by it.
This is scary. Pure nightmare fuel. *hides*
I wouldnt want to go in that mouth ._.
The most awkward statue I’ve ever seen…
It’s the CenturylInk Center now. Whoever wrote this must be from Omaha. lol OH Omaha, you bat shit crazy place.
I am from Nebraska. This statue is not Michael Phelps. Just a generic swimmer. Also, it hasn’t been the Qwest Center for...
:C Ya don’t sound too sure there… I guess it’s a start?
That ain’t true. I like yer… umm ehhh… Furniture Mart?
Needs fog machines… Maybe a J
Yeah, this isn’t creepy at all … o.O (What’s the emoticon for creeped-out side-eye?)
Wut
Someone needs to put a big joint in his mouth! (hehehe, I think I’m funny ;p) ]]>
Is this what passes for a monument these days? THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! It’s an ENORMOUS fucking statue of a SWIMMER! I...